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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
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