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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To carry his library card.
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